Coffee Black and Egg White

I spent much of my day learning about how flour and cornmeal is ground, but truthfully I'm not sure if I departed with enough knowledge to confidently share on my blog.
So sitting here thinking about what I may share.... I came to the conclusion that I should just wing it. Maybe I'll even make a story up. You wouldn't know if it was real anyway, right?

Ha.

Um. No. Maybe I'll just share my inner monologue. This is how my brain sounds when it talks.

Ergh.

Um.

When I get writers block, I make lists. So.... Here's to the list o' the day.

SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE

1. "Practically perfect in every way.
2. What's the matter Mary Jane?
3. The frozen beverages are good, but wth, the management sucks.
   
4. Are you batting your eyelashes at me?
5. This issue is all about white stuff and potatoes. This is MY issue.
6. .... Stop batting your eyelashes...
7. Kitfreakinkat!
8. They will hear us. Bing bang boom.
9. Tiki Masks are arduous.
10. I miss you.
11. I DON'T miss you.
    
12. Only, I kinda do.
    
13. Baby, it's cold outside.
14. Chris Colfer makes perhaps a better Lady Gaga than Lady Gaga.
    
15. Stupid birds, murdering innocent little chickens.
16. Stupid rooster, that's a bicycle!
17. Seriously, dude. Batting your eyelashes?
18. I LOVE this freakin' shampoo. Only, it's perfect, and that bothers me because I will have to stop shampoo hopping and shampoo hopping is the best obsessive habit I have.
19. I don't wanna have to choose my words.
20. Don't worry, Sunshine. It will get better.
21. Plaid Apple.